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"I had secured financial backing, I'd set up inventory and cash management systems. I was ready for business, then it hit me... I had no product or service!"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

At the market

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

'The financial advisor is here.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

"Now, would you consider yourself more of a Gurl Boss, a She-E-O, or a Mompreneur?"

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

Stock Exchange.

'Sales are up 12% since we moved Recovery over here to the hospital gift shop.'

'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

'Cunningham, it's time for you to take part in our staff motivation program. It's short, simple, effective and it goes like that: make more sales or I'll kill your family, eat your dog and burn your house.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'