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'For the last time, how Club Tropicana makes a profit if the drinks are free isn't your problem.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

The United States' economy deflating.

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

Have you seen my money?

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

'How's the meeting going, Ed?'

"Since past performance doesn't guarantee future results I suppose it's conceivable you're correct."

"Arrr! I'm a product piracy victim! Someone sold me a faked parrot!"

'Sales are up 12% since we moved Recovery over here to the hospital gift shop.'

"Just sniff around – see what you can find out."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

"No one knows what he does, but it's rumored that he's the guy who sets global oil prices."

"Okay, let's hear some weaknesses."

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

Diversify: Electronics, Bowling Balls, Combs, Potato Chips & Glue.

'Go crunch these numbers again. They're a little hard to swallow.'

'Hang on, have we got this right?'

'I was afraid this wouldn't work.'

'After two days of intensive calculations I have figures out why your company doesn't make any profit: your expenses are too high. That'll be 4, 785,000 euros, please.'

"Any new proposals?"