Business Model Enthusiasts Prints

Clock Shop: Turn- Key Operation

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Subordinate Employee

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Leadership Training

The little engine that delegated

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Why is our company always at the back of the wagon train?"

No - None sense, take-charge, inc. - Formerly: Happy-go-lucky, inc.'

"When you put it like that, it makes complete sense."

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'It's important that I see eye-to-eye with any consultants we bring in.'

And the third quarter projection

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Employee satisfaction is of utmost importance and I'm not leaving this chair till you are satisfied."

Company Structure - Boss and his yes men.

Working at Home Half Day

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This is Bernard, our new management consultant. He is going to be responsible for draining the lifeblood out of staff in a relentless attempt to reach increasingly unachievable and meaningless targets."

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Management Styles - Inclusive

What is the difference between a boss and a leader?

'Sales are up 12% since we moved Recovery over here to the hospital gift shop.'