Quirky Business Minds Gifts

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Tree with Drain Pipe

Pat My Dog $5

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"The only time I let my staff show fear is when they're trying to save their jobs."

"Retirement will be a pipe dream for many of us...we need to explore new careers for later life."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

'So how's the precipice?'

"Meow."

"I trademarked my name, so now you'll need to pay me to use it."

Cow selling milk from small roadside stand.

Turbine Escape

The Cowards Way Out.

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Bob's Window Washing and Private Investigator!

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

"I guess this is about as hostile as we can make this takeover."

Snake charmer tries to improve the sales report.