Brave Business Thinkers Gifts

The Cowards Way Out.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Target your customer.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

I think, theerfore I am underpaid

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'