Quirky Corporate Thinker Gifts

'Remember when we used to like having a real hands on CEO?'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The Map of the human brain

Employee won't think about work outside of box

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Target your customer.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'