Quirky Thinker Gifts

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"No giblets, but there's an organ-donor card."

'I'm afraid it's stupidity. And it appears to be spreading.'

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

If/Then

A man without a chicken on his head!

"What have you brought?"

At the Corner of Irate and Insane

'It's weird, I know, but he does come up with some of our best ideas that way.'

"I'm not going to Sid's funeral, he won't be coming to mine."

'I don't know oranges, give me that same problem in apples. I know apples!'

"People were steal his ideas"

Cat drinking fish bowl water.

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

Cut out and keep Socrates.

'But my BIG mistake was when I asked my boss for the freedom to follow my ideas wherever they led!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Two doors, 'The U.S. Patent Office ' and 'Office of Totally Worthless Ideas.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Early Life Forms.

Mirror, mirror...

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

The Troublemaker

"That's Ruffles, our I.Q.-sniffing dog."

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

Man inflating his car with an air pump

'I've never felt so alive...'

"We talked about the strange man yanking your ears last week. We need to look at what else is bothering you."

'Aisle 3, Infants'