Quirky Thinker Prints

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"Never, ever, think outside the box."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"No giblets, but there's an organ-donor card."

'I'm afraid it's stupidity. And it appears to be spreading.'

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

A man without a chicken on his head!

If/Then

"What have you brought?"

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

At the Corner of Irate and Insane

"I'm not going to Sid's funeral, he won't be coming to mine."

'It's weird, I know, but he does come up with some of our best ideas that way.'

'I don't know oranges, give me that same problem in apples. I know apples!'

Cat drinking fish bowl water.

"People were steal his ideas"

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Topologist at a picnic brings the lemonade in a Klein bottle'

Two doors, 'The U.S. Patent Office ' and 'Office of Totally Worthless Ideas.'

Cut out and keep Socrates.

'But my BIG mistake was when I asked my boss for the freedom to follow my ideas wherever they led!'

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

The Troublemaker

"You did very well on your I.Q. test. You're a man of 49 with the intelligence of a man of 53."

'I've never felt so alive...'

'Aisle 3, Infants'

Early Life Forms.

"That's Ruffles, our I.Q.-sniffing dog."

"We talked about the strange man yanking your ears last week. We need to look at what else is bothering you."

Things we need to acknowledge

Mirror, mirror...

Man inflating his car with an air pump

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'