Quirky Minded Gifts

Indian using a mini bed of nail to reflex suns rays and get a sun tan

The Map of the human brain

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Large print e-book.

"Am I sensing fear?"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"People were steal his ideas"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Celebrity Phrenologist.