Quirky Minds Gifts

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Turbine Escape

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'So how's the precipice?'

Upside Down Elevator

Clown under microscope

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Tree with Drain Pipe

Urinal reserved.

"Meow."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Albert Einstein

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Map of the human brain

Light Bulb Moment

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Paranormal A-Z...

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

A boy acting suspiciously

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."