Quirky Medical Mind Gifts

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Tree with Drain Pipe

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

A Mom and Pop Operation

Medical Curiosities

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

Plastic Surgery

Math Lounge

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

'You're not my usual doctor.'

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"Please tell me you just ate a bucket of eels."

"Meow."

'So how's the precipice?'

Sewing for Dummies.

"Relax, un-controllable trembling is natural before major surgery."

"I'm afraid he's lost his mind...do you know if he kept back-up?"

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

Indian using a mini bed of nail to reflex suns rays and get a sun tan

The art of welching.

Turbine Escape

'It's kidney stones.'

Patent Attorney: Optical Illusion.