Quirky Medical Mind Gifts

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

Quick! 5-second rule!

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Tree with Drain Pipe

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Microbiology Lab. It's worse than we thought. That antibiotic resistant bacteria is reading Nietzsche!

A Mom and Pop Operation

Medical Curiosities

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

Math Lounge

Plastic Surgery

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

'You're not my usual doctor.'

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"Please tell me you just ate a bucket of eels."

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

"Meow."

'So how's the precipice?'

"I'm afraid he's lost his mind...do you know if he kept back-up?"

Sewing for Dummies.

"Relax, un-controllable trembling is natural before major surgery."

Indian using a mini bed of nail to reflex suns rays and get a sun tan

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

Turbine Escape

The art of welching.

'It's kidney stones.'