Quirky Mind Gifts

Prescription Air Fresheners

While flossing, Lewis Carroll gets an idea.

Patent Attorney: Optical Illusion.

Thoughts

"Hmm. . . 'Man with hand sanitiser, would like to meet lady with toilet rolls for good, clean fun. . .'"

The Map of the human brain

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Large print e-book.

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"People were steal his ideas"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."