Quirky Mind Gifts

Prescription Air Fresheners

While flossing, Lewis Carroll gets an idea.

Microbiology Lab. It's worse than we thought. That antibiotic resistant bacteria is reading Nietzsche!

Patent Attorney: Optical Illusion.

Thoughts

"Hmm. . . 'Man with hand sanitiser, would like to meet lady with toilet rolls for good, clean fun. . .'"

Albert Einstein

The Map of the human brain

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Dreams I have had...

Large print e-book.

Illogic Tree

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The lesser of two evils.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.