Quirky Conscience Gifts

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

The Map of the human brain

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Pigeon Little

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Reverse psychology

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Large print e-book.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.

"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"People were steal his ideas"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.