Quirky Curiosity Gifts

Sunnuva...

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

The Map of the human brain

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Best before 65 million BC.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Large print e-book.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Football Crazy strip six

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Ostrich Curoisities

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The lesser of two evils.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"People were steal his ideas"