Curiosity Quirk Gifts

"There's no such thing as a stupid question -- There are, however, stupid Google searches."

At the Museum

Big Bang Theory.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Thinking Gears

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

The discovery of electricity...

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Eureka!

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"And you need to know this why?"

Switch on brain

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Ostrich Curoisities

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Abacus.