Curiosity Gifts

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'It's his ambition to have an answer for everything.'

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Do Not Open

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

'What do you think it tastes like?'

There's one very important thing you should know about me. Unfortunately, I'm not going to tell you what it is.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"They must be regulars"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

Dog sniffs skeleton.

The Shed of Doom Mystery: '...Because 'the shed of rusty garden tools with a broken latch' doesn't sound very exciting.'

Opening a Box of Problems

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

'If chickens don't have arms, where do chicken fingers come from?'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

'Boy! -- What'll they think of next?'

Dad asks, 'What's the matter?' Son answers, 'Playdoh tastes disgusting!'

'Why are you standing there with your eyes closed?'

"Of all the nerve! She just told him to lower his voice in case we're listening."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

X-Raying Christmas Presents

'Why don't moths eat sheep?'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Dr. Wembley...You're here! All week I've been telling everyone that you're in Boston!'