Curiosity Gifts

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'It's his ambition to have an answer for everything.'

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Do Not Open

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'I'm checking out our new neighbors! They look like the nosey type to me!'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'

You're awesome, Larry! When that teacher said 'there are no dumb questions'...you sure proved HER wrong!"

'What do you think it tastes like?'

"They must be regulars"

There's one very important thing you should know about me. Unfortunately, I'm not going to tell you what it is.

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Dog sniffs skeleton.

Opening a Box of Problems

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

'If chickens don't have arms, where do chicken fingers come from?'

'Boy! -- What'll they think of next?'

Questionmark Hits Man on the Head

The Shed of Doom Mystery: '...Because 'the shed of rusty garden tools with a broken latch' doesn't sound very exciting.'

"You're this age and never had surgery? Aren't you curious?"

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"What makes people wear clogs?"

Useless-memory lane

Listenin' in

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"