Quirky Minded T-Shirts

Indian using a mini bed of nail to reflex suns rays and get a sun tan

Albert Einstein

The Map of the human brain

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Best before 65 million BC.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Large print e-book.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Dreams I have had...

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Am I sensing fear?"

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Illogic Tree

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The lesser of two evils.

"People were steal his ideas"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,