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'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'What's with the patch lady?' 'I'm trying to quit sewing.'

'It says here you like to push the envelope.'

Illogic Tree

'Is there any way of keeping the light one when you're inside?'

'Centre for the study of obscure and useless things.'

"That's what I like about you Hubert - you're not afraid to fail."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The Magnificent Mindo!

"Wouldn't it be easier to get one of those pregnancy testing kits from the chemiost, Julie?"

'I think I'm getting subliminal messages from my Rice Krispies!'

The voices in Gavin's head migrate to his elbow.

'Yes, we can easily place a gallon of Rocky Road in with your husband.'

Ruffkin felt that by removing the shade from his standard lamp and standing directly in front of it, he could give the impression of being very creative.

Fly having an idea.

Don't just stand there, Earthling! Go boil some ammonia!

Spiro & Pusho paint a house with the help of a pig.

Z. V. Langley demonstrates what gave him the idea to invent the zipper.

"See? I was born with a question mark. That's why I always question authority."

"Two heads are better than one, unless they're part of some sort of grizzly experiment."

Self-Service Funeral

The Jailbird

"What are you thinking about?"

"I'm smart because I have so many fingers!"

"I'm a Peripheral Visionary. I can see your future but only vaguely and off to the side."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Business as unusual

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

Sewer heating - let's see if I can warm up the house!

'Turkey in the straw- what the hell does it mean?'

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'I've started hearing voices in my head, but, y'know . . . it's a bit of company . . .'

"I wonder if you'd like to subscribe to a theory."

"How cute! A smiley face on my pink slip."

'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'