Quirky Scholars T-Shirts

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

The Map of the human brain

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Pigeon Little

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Reverse psychology

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Dreams I have had...

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Am I sensing fear?"

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Large print e-book.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Illogic Tree