Quirky Philosophers T-Shirts

Dress your quirky philosopher in t-shirts that showcase smart humor and inspiring quotes—ideal for sparking conversations and expressing unique perspectives.

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The Broken Clock That Is Wrong Twice A Day

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The Broken Clock That Is Wrong Twice A Day

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'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

'Well, that answers that age-old question. According to the tape, the chicken came first. . . which brings up another age-old question: is the last one a rotten egg?'

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'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.' mockup

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

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"NOW are you ready to renounce your sinful ways?"

"NOW are you ready to renounce your sinful ways?" mockup

"NOW are you ready to renounce your sinful ways?"

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"The way I look at it, drinking alcohol may never solve anything. . . but neither did drinking milk!"

"The way I look at it, drinking alcohol may never solve anything. . . but neither did drinking milk!" mockup

"The way I look at it, drinking alcohol may never solve anything. . . but neither did drinking milk!"

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"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees." mockup

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

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The Map of the human brain

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

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'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?' mockup

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

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Pigeon Little

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"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs." mockup

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

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'Maybe it should be funnier...'

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

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'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

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'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?' mockup

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

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'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

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Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory. mockup

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

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"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir." mockup

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

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Reverse psychology

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'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?' mockup

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

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Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.' mockup

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

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