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"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

Pigeon Little

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"You call this a constitution?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Pastorius wonders why.

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Zenemies.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Reverse psychology

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"