Classic Philosopher Fan T-Shirts

Bring philosophy into everyday style! Our T-shirts for classic philosopher enthusiasts blend witty slogans with iconic thinkers, making them perfect for casual days of pondering big questions or just showcasing their love for timeless ideas.

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"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?" mockup

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow." mockup

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

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reincarnated worm...

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Voltaire

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.' mockup

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

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"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism." mockup

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

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'The Questioner'

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'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!' mockup

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

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What else is there to wish for?

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"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!" mockup

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

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'The meaning of life is dog food.' mockup

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System" mockup

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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Now showing, at a University near you...

Now showing, at a University near you... mockup

Now showing, at a University near you...

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Pastorius wonders why.

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'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.' mockup

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

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"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?" mockup

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

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Zenemies.

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"You call this a constitution?"

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?" mockup

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

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YOLO vs YODO

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter." mockup

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

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The power of now

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Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price mockup

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

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Snowyphus

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Classic Philosopher Fan T-Shirts Collection

Classic Philosopher Fan Mugs

Explore our range of mugs dedicated to classic philosophy fans—perfect for morning coffee and insightful moments with their favorite thinkers.

Classic Philosopher Fan Pillows

Find cozy pillows with clever quotes and designs inspired by timeless philosophers—perfect for adding a thoughtful touch to any living space.

Classic Philosopher Fan Prints

Browse our compelling prints featuring iconic philosophers and thought-provoking quotes—an ideal way to inspire and decorate any sacred space for critical thinkers.