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Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

What else is there to wish for?

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You call this a constitution?"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"At least we agree to disagree."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'