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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Googler

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Voltaire

reincarnated worm...

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

What else is there to wish for?

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

Pastorius wonders why.

"You call this a constitution?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"