The Philosophy Fan T-Shirts

Wrap up their love of philosophy in style. Our witty and thoughtful philosophy-themed T-shirts make a great statement for anyone who enjoys pondering life's big questions.

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"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer." mockup

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!" mockup

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow." mockup

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

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Voltaire

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reincarnated worm...

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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness? mockup

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

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"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense." mockup

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

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Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.' mockup

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

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"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"So, what did you do at charter school today?" mockup

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

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'The Questioner'

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"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism." mockup

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

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'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!' mockup

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

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What else is there to wish for?

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Pastorius wonders why.

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"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs." mockup

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

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"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?" mockup

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System" mockup

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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"You call this a constitution?"

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'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.' mockup

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!" mockup

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

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Now showing, at a University near you...

Now showing, at a University near you... mockup

Now showing, at a University near you...

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'The meaning of life is dog food.' mockup

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

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Zenemies.

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"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?" mockup

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

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