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"And so one could say that my work examines art as an expression of objecthood where the object is neither the art nor the object but rather the practice of intentionality."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

What else is there to wish for?

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Now showing, at a University near you...

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

"At least we agree to disagree."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

'Bloomsbury Group, members only'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'