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'You're going to get bigger.'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Did you have a cat?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Nikolay Rerih

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"You wanna put that back?"

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Big Medium

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

Fortune Tellers Convention

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

Leo Tolstoy

"Is that before or after tax?"

'Let's set aside the role as the 'Bringer of Death' and explore your desire to dance,'

"Yes, I see where you left your phone."

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

Devil paints God.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"