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'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'He's been shot!'

Mental baggage, a brain with a handle for easy carrying.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

Big Medium

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Thoughts of Stephen Harper...

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

Leo Tolstoy

"Is that before or after tax?"

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"