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'Low self esteem.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

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Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Three-way mirror

Louisa May Alcott

"And yet, I too am a still life."

Keri Hulme

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

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"What have you done?"

"I can't see it lasting!"

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."