Mirror Musings Fan Gifts

'Low self esteem.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Three-way mirror

"What have you done?"

Book Shop.

Louisa May Alcott

Keri Hulme

"The whole thing is basically fiction. But I just thought my resume could use some spice."

Other Fiction

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

Penelope Fitzgerald

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.