Mirror Musings Enthusiast Gifts

"What have you done?"

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall. . . who's the fairest of them all?"

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Woman looking into a mirror

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Three-way mirror

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

A giraffe in a hat