Mirror Musings Master Gifts

'I never pause for reflection, it's always such a disappointment.'

'Marlon the magician freshens up before the performance'

"Try thinking about something else."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Three-way mirror

"I asked you to hang a picture, how much more difficult can you make it?"

"What have you done?"

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

'Ecce homo!'

Questioning

Pirated mirrors.

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"What do you mean 'well it certainly ain't you' - can you be more specific?"

"A minute on the lips"

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

Career coaching at a yoga studio

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

Magritte realising he's going bald.

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

Man with 'Prepare to meet thy doom' placard dressed in dinner suit and looking in mirror.

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

Out Of My Way, Stupid!