Mirror Musing Gifts

"I've got my eyes shut to see what I look like asleep."

Bad hair day!

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I noticed a few browns."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Three-way mirror

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"Buy them - and never look back."

Modern day mirror.