Mirror Musings Lover Gifts

My lockdown baby "socialising"

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Tiny Visions

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"The overthinker"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Which one's yours?"

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Spider boy

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Three-way mirror

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

A giraffe in a hat

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Special Place in Hell...

"What have you done?"

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

Pirated mirrors.

"A minute on the lips"

'How long have you had this persecution complex?'

'Ecce homo!'

"What do you mean 'well it certainly ain't you' - can you be more specific?"

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

"Your eyebrows are beautiful, darling. I know you hate drawing them on."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'