Mirror Lover Gifts

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

"Family? No, they're all pictures of me at various stages of my life."

"There's a mirror in here I have to have."

"She's so selfie-facing."

"She's so vain she won't even buy a mirrorless camera."

"I can really see myself working here."

The power of positive affirmations

A giraffe in a hat

"I am doing my homework. I'm supposed to reflect."

"I'd like to return this mirror. It makes me look older than I feel!"

Taking Self-portraits.

Narcissism...Self Inflicted Love Bites.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

I knew it was a mistake giving him hair gel for Christmas...

Modern Day Narcissus.

Tunnel of Love.

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Do these abs make me look gay?"

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"The overthinker"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."