Mirror Image Enthusiast Gifts

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"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Woman looking into a mirror

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"What have you done?"

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

A giraffe in a hat

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

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