Mirror Image Enthusiast Pillows

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"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Woman looking into a mirror

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

"What have you done?"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

A giraffe in a hat

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'