Mirror Talk Enthusiast Pillows

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Woman looking into a mirror

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

"I noticed a few browns."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."