Mirror Conversationalist Pillows

"Thank you. . . And now to your Health, sir!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I noticed a few browns."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

Woman applying makeup

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Mobile Phones, "Now we are together we will proceed to the business of the day."

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"My salad days have all turned to coleslaw..."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'