Mirror Talker Pillows

Bob practices lying.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Are you talking to amoeba?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Moo Out Loud

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

WTF?

"I noticed a few browns."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Business man sees himself as a shark

Woman applying makeup

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

The quarantine self cut.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.