Mirror Ponderer Pillows

"Perfect."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

TV-Mirror.

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'I think that's always how it's been!'