Mirror Ponderer Mugs

"Perfect."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Pop Culture for Teens

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I noticed a few browns."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

TV-Mirror.

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"