Mirror Musing Pillows

"I've got my eyes shut to see what I look like asleep."

Bad hair day!

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Pop Culture for Teens

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Three-way mirror

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'