Mirror Marveler Pillows

"Are you squawkin' to me?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Juggler and Illusionist

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

The quarantine self cut.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Walking on Water

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Schrödinger's cat.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

A microbe using his macroscope to search for intelligent forms of life.

Medieval Peer Review: "Whose experiments are the fairest of all?"

'It shrunk!'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'