Magnet Marveler Pillows

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"I don't get it - he wasn't with us when we started."

Walking on Water

'Wheeee...'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

Schrödinger's cat.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'It shrunk!'

'Moses, I'm going to have to fine you for failing to get an Environmental Impact Statement before parting the Red Sea.'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

'Living on the back of a whale is OK, except for the part where he deep dives for up to 2 hours!'

"Rabbit's on maternity leave. I'm the understudy. And take it easy on the ears."

The Star Gazer