Mechanical Marveler Pillows

'We're almost fully automated now.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'I said, 'this man tells a whopper.'' 'I'd swear you said 'dismantle a chopper'.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

'I donated my body to science..'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

The Quantum Mechanic...

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Wheeee...'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."