Mechanical Marveler Gifts

'We're almost fully automated now.'

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'I said, 'this man tells a whopper.'' 'I'd swear you said 'dismantle a chopper'.'

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Juggler and Illusionist

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'I donated my body to science..'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.

The Quantum Mechanic...

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Walking on Water

'Wheeee...'