Mechanic Marveler Gifts

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Motivation to work

Swiss army knife

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Juggler and Illusionist

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Cranial-Metal Plate Surgery Centre

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

The Department of Emerging Technologies.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Glass Bottom Boat Tours

'I donated my body to science..'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

'Bad news, Dr. Treemont...It needs an engine transplant.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Walking on Water

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'Wheeee...'

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Schrödinger's cat.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'