Math Marveler Gifts

"I don't get it! Why do things like this happen?!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Swiss army knife

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

The Forever Stamp

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."