Math Marvel Gifts

Wait, what was the question again?

'What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to certain about everything these days.'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

Magician creates magic square

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Until we invented counting, I didn't realize how poor we are.

'Every once in a while my right brain throws something in.'

"I'm bored."

'Well, let's see if this planet has intelligent life.... Hey, buddy! †what's the cube root of 187.473?

'Very impressive, Newcombe. Over at Liberal Arts we still have trouble with the multiplication table.'

'Wow! That's a question that makes my temples throb!...it makes my ears ring, my hair stand on end...my eyes water, my cheeks burn, my mouth go dry and my teeth ache...That question destroys my whole head...'

Hares looking at Euclid

"You forgot to carry the one."

"If only it was that simple."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

The Life of Pi

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Geeky looking guy looks at incomprehensible mathematical problem: 'And this equation proves beyond doubt that I have wasted my life.'